Feed Me Chocolate
[Lisa Rose/Mike Slomowicz]

Well, my Birthday's 'round the corner
Don't 'cha know what I want?
I really wanna be younger
15 years gone back

But since there's nothin' you can do
One thing comes to mind
Cuddle with me on the couch, feed me chocolate

Wait - I thought of somethin' else
Somethin' I really, really want
I wanna be 50 pounds lighter
With big breasts like balloons

But since there's nothin' you can do
One thing comes to mind
Cuddle with me on the couch, feed me chocolate

How 'bout a male robot that looks like George Clooney
Fully functional - I mean fully
Cleans, cooks, takes out the garbage, wants it anytime
Wait - I meant to say only when I got the time

Hey, I'm on a roll here
Aren't you glad you asked
I could really use lots of money
A million dollars in cash!

But since there's nothin' you can do
One thing comes to mind
Cuddle with me on the couch, feed me chocolate

Well, there's one thing you can do
To keep me satisfied
Cuddle with me on the couch, tell me I'm beautiful
Cuddle with me on the couch, feed me chocolate!