Goody Two Shoes
[Lisa Rose]

He goes to church and he doesn't drink
Caffeine's okay, but no nicotine
He loves his mama
Those wild girls make him feel 
Uncomfortable, Rejectable, Avoidable, Incompatible
He shuts them out before they figure out

He doesn't believe in tattoos
He won't tolerate drinking booze
No sex please, so keep on your shoes
He is a goody two shoes

He likes to roam the amusement park
It feels like home, he stays 'til dark
He gets excited
Fireworks ignited make his toes curl
In his dreamy world, he meets a girl on the Tilt-O-Whirl
He rides rollercoasters, plays darts for posters

He doesn't believe in tattoos
He won't tolerate drinking booze
No sex please, so keep on your shoes
He is a goody two shoes

In the morning he wakes up to the poster on his bedroom wall
He gently strokes his coffee cup, no one will call
It's such a lovely day, but he won't come out and play

He doesn't believe in tattoos
He won't tolerate drinking booze
No sex please, so keep on your shoes
He is a goody two shoes

He is a goody two shoes