Open Mic Night 
[Lisa Rose]
 
It's open mic night at the local bar
The host is drunk and acts like he's a star
He smiles big and while he strokes my hand, he says
"You need to know HOW to be in my band

First off, you need ME as your best friend
You'll be rewarded in the end
I nurture all my folks, they call me Daddy-O
I satisfy, I bring 'em home

Second, if you really want a showcase
Spend every night with me in this place
If you're not down with that, you're not my pussycat
I get paid to bring 'em home

Finally, if I don't get in your pants
Sorry babe, but you just lost your chance
I'm a man down on my luck, looking for an easy 
This is the way I bring 'em home